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DON'T CRY FOR DICK'S HALLIBURTON


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It sure didn't take long for Halliburton (Dick Cheney's former employer) to get its first Iraq war windfall. With that in mind, I offer "Don't Cry for Dick's Halliburton." Feel free to sing along to the chorus from "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina," by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice, using this midi link.

Don't cry for Dick's Halliburton.
The truth is he never left you.
All through his Veep days,
His mad existence,
He kept his promise.
He went the distance.

Dick sired the deal, Halliburton.
The truth is he really came through.
For you our war pays,
At Dick's insistence.
He kept his promise.
Big contract riches.

Steep oil field fees Halliburton.
The truth is war surely helps you.
All through Dick's Veep days,
He said be patient.
He kept his promise,
With great persistence.

Dick sealed the deal, Halliburton.
The truth is he's always served you.
All through his Veep days,
His mad existence,
He kept his promise.
Great oil field riches.

© March 26, 2003 Madeleine Begun Kane. All Rights Reserved.

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